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That's So Roentgen

Apr 23 '14

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

Apr 23 '14

Anon or not, make me choose between:

ladyknightwing:

Show: _______ or ________ ?

Character: ________ or _________ ?

Pairing: _________ or _________ ?

Anything: ________ or _________ ?

Apr 23 '14
"i;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; di d NTO ha ve sexual relations wit h that woamn……………. i s w ea r to og d…… i cna’t sto p cryign;;;;;;; i ‘fm fre kagin otu;;;; ; i ne ver mean t to cause an ytrouble; jsu t sto p sendnig me a no n hate……………. p l e ase ogm"
bill clinton (via coolator)

(Source: lalondes)

Apr 23 '14

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

no I am fat
there is no social problem with my fatness
deal with it

Apr 23 '14
egbertsoup:

braavosis:

sokkcoli:

quietprofanity:


snoipahkat:


P SURE TOPH’S DAD IS NICOLAS CAGE


Son of a bitch …


NO WERE NOT DOING HTIS

#We’re going to steal the Declaration of Ba Sing Se

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING 

egbertsoup:

braavosis:

sokkcoli:

quietprofanity:

snoipahkat:

P SURE TOPH’S DAD IS NICOLAS CAGE

Son of a bitch …

NO WERE NOT DOING HTIS

#We’re going to steal the Declaration of Ba Sing Se

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING 

(Source: rakatakat)

Apr 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

describe art without using the word 'art'

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates.tumblr.com

Apr 23 '14

the-story-of-an-otaku-girl:

thats-so-roentgen:

okay so I have to start cleaning my apartment and packing and stuff tonight

you guys better help me keep myself motivated 8|

You can do it, Caitlin! I’m cheering for you!

thank you babbu, you are apparently the only person who wants me to move back because alisonhelladrix​ SOMEONE hasn’t responded to that post yet….

Apr 23 '14

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
Apr 23 '14

these kids these days don’t known our struggle

these kids these days don’t known our struggle

(Source: downfalling)

Apr 23 '14

huggablehemmo:

mistersailor:

IS THIS REAL

LIFE OR IS THIS FANTASY

(Source: meanlindsay)

Apr 23 '14

I’m sorry but the only thing that annoys me more than racists are racists who pretend they’re not racists like if you’re gonna stupidly choose to hate people based on something as superficial and non problematic as their skin color then at least have the frickin balls to be out about it all the time jfc

Apr 23 '14

whywelovethelannisters:

*George RR Martin watches Game Of Thrones*
This is not my design.

Apr 23 '14

I am so mad right now we have an Indian patient named Pushpa and one of the people I work with “jokingly” calls her push pop because her name is apparently too hard to say (?????????), but when the patient is in the office she can miraculously pronounce her name just fine, like wow I am so tired of your conditional racism please don’t ever speak to me again

Apr 23 '14

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Apr 23 '14

okay so I have to start cleaning my apartment and packing and stuff tonight

you guys better help me keep myself motivated 8|