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This is me…
This is my figure…
This is how I choose to dress my figure…
But sometimes I dress like this…
And sometimes I dress like this…
And sometimes I look like this!
These are all a part of who I am. I choose what I want to wear and how I dress, and no one has any say in the matter.
I’ve changed so muuuuuuch!
….Thats Lord Asshat to you.
King of the Little Shits
Emperor of the Absolute Dickwads?
How to be a dentist:
•Poke the thing
•Say “You should floss more”
•Agree with toothpaste
The doctor I work for is trying to market her weight loss system with social media. But the thing is, now she wants celebrities to endorse her, but she won’t take no for an answer. Like, one of the girls up front contact the person who represents Alicia Keys, who told her that she was not interested in this product and blah blah blah. But the doctor won’t take no for an answer, so Mo has to call again and ask again and basically push it down the agent’s throat, which isn’t going to help, and I just overheard the doctor tell her that if she can’t find a “good” celebrity endorsement for their Facebook page by Monday, she’s fired.
Like, really. How do you wonder why people don’t want to work for you?
I have made 33,000 posts on this stupid website.
This is #33,000.
I feel like this number is higher than it should be for the amount of time I’ve been on tumblr.
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